Harper Seven Beckham

• Harper Seven Beckham — that’s David and Victoria’s infant daughter, for those of you not obsessed with the chubby-cheeked beauty — has been offered a modeling contract by baby clothing web site My1stYears.com. This is probably just a stunt, but I, for one, need more pictures of those chubby cheeks.  [Stupid Celebrities]
• Tommy Marth, a sax player for the band The Killers, died on Monday morning of suicide. [PopCrush]
• Beyoncé is supposedly icing out Kim Kardashian from her and Jay-Z’s “inner circle,” even though Kim wants them all to be best buds now that she’s dating Kanye. Sniffs a source,” Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.” [Evil Beet Gossip]
• Meanwhile Kim’s sister Khloe has her own opinion on the Kimye romance: “I don’t think it’s serious.” [Uptown Magazine]
• Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” has its very own Hebrew bouzouki cover. [PopDust]
• Matthew McConaughey is reportedly planning to wed his fiance Camila Alves this summer in Brazil, her native country. [Stupid Celebrities]
• Michael Jackson’s bodyguard is claiming to be his son Blanket’s biological father. Um, doesn’t somebody new claim paternity or maternity of one of MJ’s kids every week? [Starpulse]
• This Marilyn Manson cover of “You’re So Vain,” featuring Johnny Depp for who knows what reason, is actually really good. [Stereogum]
• Ten sex dreams from televisions that will live in infamy. [Flavorwire]
• Miss Dominican Republic has been booted from the Miss Universe pageant because she’s actually a Mrs. Oh, for fuck’s sake, people. Does it really matter? [Eonline]